Candid pictures

There’s nothing hotter for me than a woman that is dressed sexy on the street that walks past you when you’re not expecting it. Unlike the famous celebrity chicks that are in movies and magazines (that I most likely will never have a chance to talk to), these hot babes are within reach to get hit on. That’s why my philosophy has always been about caring for what’s within reach, or rather what you don’t have to work hard to get. So today I wanted to display some quality grade A pictures of T&A that was found on the streets. Sure most likely these women will reject a couch potato like you or they might have a bad-ass boyfriend that will kick your ass, but in the end what’s most important is that after being shut-down you’ll always have someone to run to that will never reject you; internet porn.

Christmas Movies

Well what can I say it’s December and unlike most adults I actually really love Christmas time. Sure the malls are packed, its cold outside, and having to spend money on presents for others instead of yourself really stinks. But luckily there are ways to help you get through the season without having to stab someone in the gall bladder.

Besides drugs, what I really love the most about this time of year is all the comfort food you can enjoy without having to measure your waistline because it’ll be covered up by sweaters. Nothing beats a snowy night of junk food gluttony that’s accompanied by a good ol’ Christmas movie. So I’ve decided to name my favourite get-you-in-the-mood couch potato Christmas movies. Sure most of these films will have suffering and misfortune in them but like I always say, there’s nothing like other peoples miseries to make you feel good about yourself.



National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: This one stars Chevy Chase and Dennis Quaid’s funny but ugly older brother Randy Quaid. Not only is it funny, but it also has a sexy model working at a mall. Bonus points for being made in Chicago.
A Christmas Story: I just love this movie because a ginger kid gets his ass kicked.
The Ref: An awesome Denis Leary movie before he became a commercial sell-out.
Friday After Next: Worth it just to look at the hot chick working at the lingerie store. Bonus Terry Crews.
Bad Santa: 2 words; Fat kid and Midget.
Scrooged: Such a great film, with Bill Murray at his best. Bonus points for Santa fighting off terrorists.
Die Hard 2: Though I loved the 1st Die Hard, number 2 was my favourite because I love airports. Bonus points for Bruce Willis having hair.